Daphne: I'm so over this damsel-in-distress nonsense.
Fred: I always have a plan.
Vilma: Yeah, my plan.
Daphne: I do not always get kidnapped. Can't believe you'd say that to me.
Vilma: Oh please, you come with your own ransom note.
Shaggy: Hey you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries te bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean we're like a big, delicious banana split. Fred you're the big banana. Daphne the pastrami and bubble-gumed flavor ice cream. Vilma you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby-Doo: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob. Friends don't quit.
Fred: How are you going to save yourself when your get caught?
Daphne: I'm a black belt now. I've tranformed my body into a dangerous weapon.
*introductions were made between the group and Mr. Mondavarious*
Vilma: You seem less...
Shaggy: Spooky.
Vilma: Then we would have guessed.
N' Goo Tuana: My friend's frighten you?
Vilma: They would if it weren't for the hollographic projectors, there and there and there.
N' Goo Tuana: What a bad little one.
Mary Jane: Nobody's ever given me a stuffed dismembered head before.
VooDoo Maestro: Well, here's a clue. Purple is a fall color, it's the middle of May.
Daphne: Pardon?
Voodoo Maestro: Do not, I repeat, do not go into that spooky island castle.
Daphne: Ah ha. You want me to go up to that castle.
Voodoo Maestro: Didn't you just hear what I just said?
Daphne: But you're scary and you knew I'd do the opposite of what you said. So you told me not to go to the castle, so I would go up to that castle where you would set up a trap to capture me. Unless... unless you knew I'd figure it out. So you told me not to go up to that castle, So I would think you wanted me to go, so I wouldn't go. Just like you didn't want me to.
Voodoo Maestro: Huh?
Dpahne: I'll find out what you're hiding in that castle. *leaves*
Voodoo Maestro: What in the world?
Velma: All you care about are swimsuit models!
Fred: Hey! I'm a man of substance! Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too!
Scooby-Doo: *takes a bite out of the fake sausage* It's plastic.
Shaggy: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.
Scooby-Doo: So do you.
Mr. Mondavarious: I'm a suspect?
Fred: Don't take it personally. It's mostly because you creep me out.
Scrappy-Doo: I'm as cute as a powerpuff girl.
*the monster creatures are attacking*
Shaggy to Mary Jane: This is the complete opposite of what I wanted to do today.
Shaggy: Scooby-Do, where are you?
Scooby-Doo: Why is Fred in a bad mood?
Shaggy: He's not in a bad mood, Scoob. He'a bad monster.
Fred: Shaggy, listen to me. Someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down, man! Talk me down!
Daphne: Those creatures are taking over the world? That's so mean.
Vilma: Let's get jinky with it.
Shaggy: Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Raggy
Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.
Daphne: Now who's the damsel-in-distress?
Zarkos: Me.
Daphne: Straight up.
Shaggy: Like, chill out, Scrappy. You didn't have to try and take over the whole world and destroy humanity.
Scrappy Doo: It would have worked too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of...*door closes*