Stu: Yeah, than why would he want to kill his own girlfriend?
Randy: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all, simplicity. Besides if it gets to complicated, you loose your target on it.

Billy: Maybe you're movie freaked mind lost it's reality about that. Have you ever think about that?
Randy: You're absolutely right. I'm the first to admit it. If this was a scary movie, I'd be the prime suspect.

Sidney: This is life, it isn't a movie.

Stu: I can't Billy, you cut me too deeply. I think I'm dying here man.

Sidney: Ah Stu, Stu, Stu what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive...

Stu: Did you really call the police?
Sidney: You bet your ass I did.
Stu: My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me.