CiCi: Drink with your brain. That's our moto.

Roomate: I like those little furry things.
Micki: They're Ewoks, they blow.

(After seeing a part of STAB on tv)
Randy: I'll wait for video...

Gail: Let's go get some work done.
Cameraman: Yeah let's go get killed.

Dewey: When did she start smoking?
Randy: Ever since those nude pics on the net.
Gail: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Anistons body.