Pudge: You will marry bullwinkle and have three kids.

Carson: What ya'll doing?
Malaina: Goin to Myrtle Beach and meet boys. What are you doing?

Pudge: That is so cool.

Luannae: This is your weekend. Forget that old wedding and let us spoil you.

Malaina: The acception proves the rule.

Pudge: Why can't girls ask boy's to dance?

Pudge: Got your eyes full?
Nadine: Fat ass.

Malaina: I got news, you're going to lose.

Carson: You are the rudess person I've ever meet.
Buzz: Oh that's probably true.

Luanne's mom: This boy is crazy.

Elvira: Y'all are the horniest bunch of white folks I've ever seen.

Malaina: I can't believe I'm making out with Jimmy Valentine

Luanne: If I'm not engaged by the time I'm twenty, I'm gonna kill myself.

Buzz: Don't play hard to get. You might miss something.

Carson: It was our last weekend together, and we didn't want to go to Fort Sumter and tour goddamn colonial homes. We wanted to go to the beach and go to wild parties and meet boys and dance.

Buzz: I'm Buzz Ravenal. Let's dance.
Carson: I'm sorry, I'm engaged.
Buzz: Well, I'm sorry you're engaged, too.

Buzz: In my opinion, marriage is just a legalized form of prostitution.

Chip: Know any elephant jokes?
Pudge: Is that a remark?
Chip: Huh?
Pudge: Oh, sorry, I'm just real senstive about my weight.
Chip: What weight?

Carson: You want me to go all the way up there, to a Yankee school, just so I can come over every weekend and practice "free love" with you?
Buzz: Well, not every weekend.