Lois: Wasn't Howard Hughes the guy who never go out of his pajamas?
Tom: No. That's Hugh Hefner.

Nolan: But we can get 'nother jobs in a restaurant.
Amanda: Sure. We could take out an ad, if we could afford it -- "Situation wanted: shitty chef and Sous-chef seek restaurant to ruin."

Jonathan: I like you Lois. You're like a man. You think with your nuts.

Amanda: What are guys interested in?
Nolan: Sex.
Amanda: Sex? I can't talk about sex.
Nolan: Well, there's sports, cars, and money. Nah...we only think about sex.
Amanda: No, that can't be right. There has to be something else we can talk about.
Nolan: Nah, I saw it on Dateline. The average man thinks about sex 238 times a day.
Amanda: That means they think about sex all day.
Nolan: Pretty much.

Amanda: I love dessert. It's the whole point of the meal.

Amanda: A man's character is his destiny.

Lois to Amanda: If you need somethnig call me, although I don't know how to do anything except by clothes.

Tom: I think I've loved you since that first day in the market.
Amanda: You mean when I had my hand up your pants? Men are so easy.