Catholic teacher: Mark my words, Dolores. If you continue on this disturbtive track it will head straight to the devil. Have you any idea what you girl's become?

Dolores: *singing* Goodnight ladies and gentlemen. You don't give a shit.

Eddie: If you testify, I'll put you in the last place that Vincent will look for you.

Dolores: I'm a nun. I'm a penguin.

Mother Superior: God has brought you here. Take the hint.

Det. Clarkson: Where'd you stash her Eddie?
Eddie: Stash who?
Det. Clarkson: You're not even going to tell us?
Eddie: I wouldn't even tell the pope.

Biker: If this turn's into a nun's bar. I'm out of here.

Dolores: We could rock this place.

Sister Mary Patrick: It's better than ice cream.
Sister Mary Roberts: It's better than spring time.
Dolores: It's better than sex.

Sister Mary Lazarus: We could cut a demo. I could learn guitar.

Dolores: Don't worry, we will always be together.
Sister Mary Lazarus: That's what Diana Ross said!

Sister Mary Robert: I'm so nervous. What if I forget the words?
Dolores: You're gonna go straight to hell. I'm kidding.

Sister Mary Patrick: Why would anybody want to kidnap a nun?
Sister Mary Lazarus: Were they catholic?

Mother Superior: Brace yourself sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in.

Vince: Hey babe.
Sister Mary Lazarus: Yes sweetheart.

Dolores: I got two words for you Vince.
Sister Mary Roberts: Mary Clarence.
Dolores: Bless you.