Will: How was your summer?
Zach: To be honest, it was tough, man. T-U-P-H.

Principal Powers: What a waste. I can't do anything more to help you. I'm not Wonder Woman, you know.

Coach Boomer: Did I say you were next?
Zach: Name's Zach, Coach Boomer, try not to drop your clipboard.
*claps his hands together and opens his arms again slowly. Nothing happens*
Coach Boomer: Any day now, superstar.
Zach: I'm doing it.
Coach Boomer: Doing what?
Zach: I'm glowing!
Coach Boomer: I don't think so.
Zach: Well, it's easier to see in a dark room, maybe we could turn off these lights, you could cup your hands around your eyes and look real close...
Coach Boomer: Sidekick.

Ron Wilson: Next stop... sky high.

Ron Wilson: Hang on back there. We're going off road.

Coach Boomer: Go time

Coach Boomer: Sidekick!

Principal Powers: In a few moments, you will go through Power Placement and your own heroic journey will begin.
Will: Power Placement?
Layla: Sounds fascist.
Ethan: Power Placement. It's how they decide where you go.
Magenta: The hero track or the loser track.
Will: There- there's a loser track?
Ethan: I believe the preferred term is "Hero Support".

Gwen: Well you've got new friends now. And I think that you need to figure out whether you hang out with us - or with those losers. Come on, let's go.
Will: No, forget it! I'm not going anywhere with you. Not now, and not to homecoming. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen.
Gwen: You're dumping me? Whoa whoa, let's just get something straight, ok? You do not dump me! Not the night before the dance!
Will: Sorry Gwen, I, ah, just did! You're dumped!

Layla: I thought you weren't renting a tuxedo?
Warren: It's my dad's. He doesn't have much use for it in solitary.
Layla: Cheesecube?

Layla: He's strong!
Will: *surprised* I'm strong?
Gwen: He's super strong!

Layla: So then there was this time in first grade. You know how you grow Lima beans in school? Well, Will could not figure out why mine was growing so quickly, it was driving him crazy. So finally I took mercy on him and I told him about my powers! We've been best friends ever since.
Warren: And falling for him, was that before or after the Lima Beans?
Layla: What? I am not in love with Will Strong... is it that obvious?
Warren: Yeah.

Will: In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey... it's high school.

Ron Wilson: There's only one person authorized to transport superheroes: Ron Wilson - Bus Driver. *kicks Royal Pain's Sidekick* And I'm Ron Wilson - Bus Driver.

Mr. Medulla: Dreadful technique! You've confused rays with beams! D! Minus! I'd give you an F, but that would only mean having to see you in summer school.

Warren: Did you want me to heat that up for you?
Layla: We're not supposed to use our powers outside of school!
Warren: I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.

Zach: Uh, when do we get to pick our names and costumes? Because I call dibs on Zach-attack.

Mr. Boy to Mr. Medulla: Do you remember when we used to play this with real citizens?

Gwen: I'm a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Will: Wow. All I can do is... punch stuff.
Mr. Medulla: *going by* Yet he'll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.