Grogemite: I hope we don't hit any icebergs.

Archer: What's your name?
Alan: Alan. Now shut up!
Archer: Greetings, Alan now shut up.

Major Chip Hazard: His battery is dead but his memory lives on.

Major Chip Hazard: It's a small world after all.

Irwin: You put munitions chips into toys?

Major Chip Hazard: We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!

Gwendy: If you can't accessorize, pulverize!

Major Chip Hazard: We're not toys, we're action figures!

Gwendy: Will you take me to the prom.

Gwendy: She's gone completely postal.