Keith: Well, I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school.

Amanda Jones: I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons then be alone for the right.

Watts: It's better to swallow pride than blood.

Watts: I think we'd get along much better if we didn't spend so much time together anymore.
Keith Nelson: Why?
Watts: Because I'm driving you crazy and you're driving me crazy and I'd rather not see you and have you think good things about me than have you see me and hate me. 'Cause I can't afford to have you hate me Keith. The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me and my drums and you.

Watts: I bet my hands on it.

Watts: You couldn't score her in a million years. A, you're too shy and closed up to even approach her, and B, she'd kill you!

Watts: What do you think?
Keith: You look good wearing my future.

Duncan: This party is about to become a historical fact.

Keith: Hey, Watts. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?
Watts: Keith, once a fool, always a fool, right?

Keith: You can't judge a book by its cover.
Watts: Yeah, but you can tell how much it's gonna cost.

Watts: It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
Keith: It's not just sex.
Watts: Oh, you want to start a book club with her?

Watts: Don't go mistaking paradise for a pair of long legs.

Girl: I've just never seen a girl wearing boys underpants before.
Watts: Have you ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?
Girl: Oh, is that some kind of a threat?
Watts: It's some kind of a warning.

Keith: I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
Watts: Me too.
Keith: You always hurt the ones you love.
Watts: So when are you going to beat the shit out of Amanda Jones?

Watts to Amanda Jones: Break his heart, I'll break your face.

Laura: Any fool can get into college. Only a select few can say the same about Amanda Jones.

Duncan: This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin.

Carparker: To win big you gotta do what?
Carparkers: Lose.
Carparker: Lose big. What are we doing now?
All: We're losing big.

Mr. Nelson: She's mom, I'm dad, and you're nuts.

Mrs. Nelson: Is she nice?
Laura: Mother the girl is sex.
Cindy: For God's sakes I'm eating.