Aunt May: You do too much. You're not Superman you know.

Norman Osborn: Sorry I was late. Work was murder.

Uncle Ben: With great power comes great responsibility.

Peter: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.

J. Jonah Jameson: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can get a picture of this weirdo.

MJ: I think I have a super-hero stalker.

MJ: Who are you?
Spider-Man: You know who I am.
MJ: I do?
Spider-Man: Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Peter: Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the decision to live an ordinary life is no longer an option.

MJ: He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.

Joe Robertson: Now get out of here kid.
Peter: A hundred dollars? But the ad said three thousand.
Joe Robertson: For three minutes in the ring, you pinned him in two. For that, I give you a hundred dollars, and you're lucky to get that.
Peter: But I need that money.
Joe Robertson: I forgot the part where that's my problem.

Joe Robertson: Why didn't you stop him kid?
Peter: I forgot the part where that's my problem.

Peter: Who am I? Are you sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary kid, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

Green Goblin: Follow the cold shiver running down your spine.

Green Goblin: Can Spider-Man come out to play?

Mary Jane: That's disgusting.
Harry Osborne: I know. I hate them.
Mary Jane: No, I love spiders.
Harry Osborne: Really? So do I.

Ring Announcer: What's your name kid?
Peter Parker: The Human Spider.
Ring Announcer: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard of.

Bonesaw McGraw: What are you doing up there?
Spider-Man: Staying away from you. That's a nice suit... did your husband buy it for you?

Uncle Ben: Peter look, you're changing. I know, I went through exactly the same thing at your age.
Peter: Not... exactly the same thing.

Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.

Spider-Man: Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Web it!

Peter Parker: Did you know that some spiders can change their color to blend in with their surroundings?
Harry Osborn: Peter... why would I even want to know that?
Peter Parker: Who wouldn't?

Aunt May: Peter, are you alright?
Peter Parker: Yeah... I'm fine.
Aunt May: Did you change?
Peter Parker: Yep... big change.

Peter: Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, it is my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.