J. Jonah Jameson: I'll give you $150 for it!
Peter: $300.
J. Jonah Jameson: That's Outrageous! Done.

MJ: Go get 'em, tiger.

J. Jonah Jameson: Call Debra.
Mrs. Jameson: The caterer?
J. Jonah Jameson: Tell her not to open the caviar.

Spider-Man: *holding up the collasping wall* Hi!
MJ: Hi!
Spider-Man: This is really heavy.... MJ, in case we die...
MJ: You do love me...
Spider-Man: I do.
MJ: Even when you said you didn't.

MJ: Had to do what I had to do.
Peter: Mary Jane.
MJ: Peter. I can't survive without you.
Peter: You shouldn't be here.
MJ: I know you think we can't be together, but can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks but I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should be only half alive... half of ourselves. I love you. So here I am - standing in your doorway. I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life? Well, say something.
Peter: Thank you, Mary Jane Watson.

Dr. Octavius: Before we start, did anyone lose a bunch of twenties rolled up in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band. *laugh* It's a terrible joke... But thank you for coming.

Peter: Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.
J. Jonah Jameson: Awww. Miss Brant?
Miss Brant: Yeah?
J. Jonah Jameson: Get me a violin.

MJ: By the way, John has seen my show 5 times. Harry has seen it twice. Aunt May has seen it. My sick mother got out of bed to see it. Even my father, he came backstage to borrow cash. But my best friend who cares so much about me, can't make 8 o'clock curtain. After all these years, he's nothing to me but an empty seat.
Harry: Kill Spider-Man, I'll give you all the Trillium you need. On second thought, bring him to me, alive.
Dr. Oct: How do I find him?
Harry: Peter Parker.
Dr. Oct: Parker?
Harry: He takes pictures of Spider-Man for the Bugle. Make him tell you where he is.
Dr. Oct: Have it ready. *leaves*
Harry: Don't hurt Peter!

J. Jonah Jameson: I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
Garbage Man: Fifty? I can get much more on eBay.
J. Jonah Jameson: Fine, give this man $100 and a bar of soap.

Miss Brant: Sir, your wife called. She said she lost your checkbook.
J. Jonah Jameson: Thanks for the good news!

Amazed Kid: How'd you do that?
Peter: Uh... Work out... Plenty of rest... You know, eat your green vegetables...
Amazed Kid: That's what my mom is always saying, I just actually never believed her.

MJ: I think I always knew all this time who you really were.
Peter: Then you know why we can't be together. Spider-Man will always have enemies. I can't let you take that risk. I will always be Spider-Man. You and I can never be...