Russian guy: Why are you here?
Emmett: Why am I here? Why are you here? Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sarte who once siad...how do you spell Sarte? (Soldier slaps him) And let that be a lesson to you.

Russian guy: Every minute you don't tell us why you are here I cut off a finger.
Emmett: Mine or yours?
Russian guy: Yours
Emmett: Damn.

Emmett: Oh, uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test please? There is a thousand dollars in there or maybe there ain't. Know what I mean?
Test guy: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
Emmett: What do you think?