College Boy 2: You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: *into the mic* Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.

Thorny: Are you okay?
College Boy 1: Yeah, sure.
Thorny: Yes sir?
College Boy 1: Yes sir.
Thorny: No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit: I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 2: What'd you say man?
College Boy 1: When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny: So you are okay then?
College Boy 1: Yes sir.

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. Hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Larry Johnson: Sorry. *he laughs*
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson? All right meow, where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? *Larry laughs* Meow. What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? *Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now* You stop laughing right meow!
Larry Johnson: Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law. *rips off the ticket and hands it to Larry* Not so funny meow, is it? *gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows* Meow!

College Boy 3: *licking back window of police car* The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: A litre o' cola.
Thorny: Just order a large, Farva.
Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.
Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

Thorny: Do you know how fast you were going back there?
College Boy 1: Umm... 65?
Thorny: 63.
College Boy 1: But... isn't the speed limit 65?
Thorny: Yes, it is.
College Boy 3: I'm freakin' out, man!