Lily: He's the reason I lost that role in Little Women.

Joey: Make love to the camera.

Lily: You're so young. You know what your 20's are for. They're having sex with all the wrong people. They're not for getting married.

Lily: Alan, I'm not naratic, I'm a bitch.

Lily: They've taken some of her nose and injected it into her lips.

Guest: Why are your books always killing off actresses?
Dan: I'm just acting on an impulse all of us had.

Rowina: Oh Lily, it's been so many years.
Lily: So why bring it up.

Rowina: Then why did he shave to go for a walk?

Lady: It's so nice to see a mature loving relationship.
Lily: It's adultress. Thank you very much.