Rabbit: Careful buddy he might steal your microphone.

Jo: He really is in love with himself. I thought it was a summer thing.

Rabbit: Trust me, Rabid is good, Rabid is wise!

Rabbit: God, Meg, you got a lot of beef! Where'd you get all this beef?
Meg: Did you see my cows out front?
Rabbit: No.
Meg: Oh!

Joe: Cow.
Melissa: I gotta go, Julia, we got cows!
Cow: Moo!
Joe: 'Nother cow!
Bill: Actually, I think that was the same one.

Bill: Goin' green!
Dusty: Greenage!

Rabbit: All I'm saying is don't fold the maps.
Sanders: I didn't fold the map.
Rabbit: Oh yeah, well, Kansas is a mess. There's a big crease in Wichita.

Jo: So you want the papers?
Bill: I did drive all the way out here for 'em.
Jo: They're signed and ready.
Bill: Good, good. Let's see 'em.
Jo: Do you need them right this second?
Bill: Well, it'd be nice.
Jo: What's the urgent urgency? You act like you're getting married.
Bill: I am.
Jo: Wow.
Bill: Yeah.
Jo: Is it Melinda?
Bill: Melissa.
Jo: Wasn't there a Melinda in there somewhere?
Bill: No, there's only been Melissa since you.
Jo: Boy, not much for browsing are you?

Dusty: The suck zone is the point bascially where the twister sucks you up. It's not the technical term obviously, but...

Dusty: Dude, you're taking vows? That's sweet.

Rabbit: Hey, Bill glad you're back.
Bill: I'm not back.

Melissa: She did not marry your penis. Oh ok, she did not only marry your penis.

Bill: She's a... she's a therapist.
Jo: Oh. ...Yours?
Bill: Christ, you couldn't resist, could you?
Jo: What? I'm not saying you NEED therapy.
Bill: What? Wait, wait, wait, I need therapy?
Jo: I didn't say that.
Bill: What could I possible need a therapist for? Huh? You're the doctor, tell me!
Jo: I don't know... inability to finish things?
Bill: "Inability to finish things"!
Jo: Maybe rushing into things you can't quite commit to.
Bill: Commitment?
Jo: You asked!

Jo: Can I drive?
Bill: NO!
Jo: Then would you?
Bill: WHOA!

Beltzer: Hey are you guys going to wrap this up pretty soon?
Bill: What?!
Beltzer: Oh nothing. I was just wondering if we were going to chase this tornado or are we goign to catch the next one?
Bill: Shit!

Bill: Why can't we spend a normal day together?

Jo: Where's my truck?

Dusty: Did you just miss that truck? That's awesome. Awesome!

Dusty: Red meat, we crave sustenance!