The Class Reunites

Ethan: After our call, I assumed you weren't coming.
Kat: The deal is--we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks.
Ethan: You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?

Richie: You're like... the first good thing that's happened in my life in the past two years.
Lina: I am?
Richie: Yeah, you're like this amazing, shining, positive... *he hits her with his car as he backs up* Lina? Lina? Hello?

Nicole: Yonk? Am I the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Yonk: Of course you are. *silence* You're not counting playin' in the Superbowl, are you? I mean, come on, it's the Superbowl! But you're definately second. *silence* Oh wait. There's that million-dollar check I got for putting my name on that stupid barbecue grill. That didn't suck. So it goes Superbowl, big check, then you. *silence* Dinner at the White House...

Duncan: He used to play for the Eagles.
Richie: I never followed music...
Duncan: It's a football team.
Richie: ... Or sports.

Richie: The last couple of years have pretty much been a living hell.
Duncan: Oh, I'm sorry.
Richie: It's gonna get better.
Duncan: Oh, there you go.
Duncan: I don't know why I say things like that. It's not.

The Class Visits a Hospital

Kyle: You named your daughter Oprah?
Holly: Oh... *points to Perry*
Perry: I'm a fan!

Richie: I'm the one who went out for coffee with your sister.
Kat: Oh my God. What happened?
Richie: Well, she was walking... Through the parking lot. And evidently, a car backed into her and kinda ran over her.
Kat: What?
Ethan: Did you see it happen?
Richie: I did not.
Ethan: Do they know who did it?
Richie: Yes. It was a large hispanic wo... It was ME!

Ethan: All of the bones in both her feet were broken.
Richie: All the bones?
Ethan: Actually, there was one that didn't break.
Richie: So, one of her bones was OK?
Ethan: Yeah, but turns out they had to break it to set the other ones.
Richie: But for a little while it was OK?

The Class Learns About Hurricanes

Ethan: What is this?
Kat: It's thank you for helping last night with my sister and the whole hospital thing.
Ethan: Oh, muffins! *takes the muffin, squeezes it and water comes out of it* Ummmm. Moist.
Kat: Yeah, they are disgusting. Bon appetit!

Kyle: *about Holly* Come on, she's our friend.
Aaron: Your friend. To me she's just the annoying woman I was forced to have brunch with. Go hurricane!

Ethan: What are you doing out? Didn't you see the news?
Kat: Do I look like I saw the news?

The Class Blows The Whistle

Richie: It was a sleep aid but it turns out it had some pretty serious side affects.
Lina: Like what?
Richie: Well um death. Also dry mouth and frequent urination but really the death thing was the issue.

Ethan: Hey, what happened to you not setting people up?
Kat: Yeah, I know, but I was on my way to meet Molly for dinner and I realised that it just be me sitting there listening to her whine about how she can never meet a nice guy. And then I remembered all your whining, so I figured---two losers, one stone.

Aaron: Holly, what a pleasant surprise. Kyle didn't tell me you were coming over.
Holly: Aaron, I'm sorry. I don't even have time to pretend I understand what you're saying.

Kat: Hello?
Lina: Hey, hey it's me.
Kat: How did it go? Did he run you over again?
Lina: Stop. It was one time.

The Class Gets Frozen Yogurt

Ethan: Uh, lets see, how about a little taste of the butterscotch.
Yogurt Selling Guy: You do know, the yogurt's also for sale!
Ethan: I am aware.
Woman waiting in line: Unbelievable!
Kat: They hate you! Can you feel it? They're trying to kill you with their minds!

Ethan: Who eats a bunch of samples and then walks away? It's just wrong!
Kat: Come on, people do it all the time.
Ethan: Um, I don't!
Kat: Yeah, of course you don't, you couldn't.
Ethan: Whoa, whoa, whoa, did you just call me out over my inability to ask for yogurt samples?
Kat: Uh huh. You couldn't do it because you care too much what other people think. You need to be liked too much.
Ethan: I do not!
Kat: It's okay. It's cute.
Ethan: Screw you.
Kat: Aww. Still cute. Like a cartoon deer.
Ethan: Fine, tomorrow we'll come back and I will ask for five yogurt samples.
Kat: Ten.
Ethan: Ten?
Kat: Aw, look at Bambi!
Ethan: All right, ten. Game on. Yes, yogurt tasting game on!

Holly: Perry and I decided we are just not ready to give up on getting Oprah in here, so I have an appointment with the headmaster.
Kyle: Oh, I don't think that's the way to go. I mean, once the headmaster makes his mind up...
Holly: Oh really? Let's see what he says when I tell him Channel 9 might be doing an expose on the horrors of private schools.
Kyle: What are the horrors?
Holly: Please... It's local news, we just make stuff up!

Richie: So what do we do? Call a rat guy?
Fern: What are you? An idiot? We cannot afford a rat guy. You're not aging well.
Richie: I have to say---I didn't see that one coming.

Fern: I gotta get to work.
Richie: So what do you want me to do?
Fern: Oh, I don't know. You could get off your freckly ass and clean out the refrigerator. Idiot. *she leaves*
Richie: You complete me.