Niles: Her lips said no, but her eyes said read my lips.

Roz: I just thought of something. You had two daughter-in-laws, Maurice, and Lilith. Happy Thanksgiving.

Frasier: Hello you're on the Crane with Frasier Air.

Frasier: Hello Seattle, I'm listening.

Frasier: This is the thanks I get for introducing my personal shopper.

Martin: I know I haven't been to Harvard, but I have been to the college of love.

Frasier: In the next few days you'll hear some sny remarks about your old man.
Fredrick: Mom's coming?

Niles: Oh my God. It's a room full of dads.

Woody: I like your accent. You're from England aren't you?
Daphne: Manchester.
Woody: Oh, I'm usually pretty good at that.

(Frasier dating two women at once)
Frasier: This is a disaster.
Niles: What is? (Cassandra comes out) Oh I'm up to speed.

(Frasier and Niles are suppose to go play racket ball, but Frasier has company again)
Niles: Morning all. (comes in sees Cassandra again) Oh forget it.