Joey: Welcome to Hollywood Minute. I am name…

Gina: I thought you and Chandler should have moved out a long time ago. It's a very vibrant gay scene.
Joey: Chandler and I are not a gay couple!

Joey: I did the soap thing, but I can be serious. "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" That's Romeo.
Alex: Actually, that's Juliet.
Joey: Huh?
Alex: Well, Romeo doesn't start a speech "Romeo, Romeo..."
Joey: I did that on like a million auditions!

Gina: That should be easy: "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?"
Joey: Hey, it worked on all your friends.

Joey: I just wish I had a regular place where I could go and meet women.
Michael: You could go to bars.
Joey: Nah, I'm getting too old for that. Plus I'm not great at telling whether or not they're gay bars before I go in. Oh by the way, if Ramon calls, I am not here.

Gina: I'm curious as to what was so important, that it couldn't wait until the end of "Jag".
Michael: Mom, sit down we have something important to tell you.
Gina: Oh my God, "Jag" got cancelled!

Bobbi: Oh, Joey I've got great news.
Joey: Did I get that commerical?
Bobbi: No, I bought a horse!