Ray: Some fairytales are true. Most other stories we make up to help us deal with real life, it all depends on your point of view, but here are the facts. There was once a Princess who lived in a castle high above the streets of an enchanted kingdom. The King and Queen were long gone, but they left her with their treasure. So that she could stay a Princess forever. On the eve of her 22nd birthday, a great celebration was planned.

Molly: *seeing Neal for the first time* Can I have him for my birthday.

Ingrid: Bob's numbers been disconnected.

Ray: You're my new nanny? *a second later, Molly's heel breaks and she falls* The agency must be getting desperate.

Ray: Fruit punch? Why don't you drink cyinide. At least it's quick.

Ray: You got your germy drool all over my plastic scone you freako!
Molly: Kid, have you ever been to a shrink?
Ray: Since I was three.

Molly: I am employed by your mother.
Ray: Oh yeah? Take a look around. Do you see her anywhere? News...flash - you're not gonna, unless you make an appointment with her assistant or hang arounf her bedroom door at three in the morning. In the meantime, you're working for me.

Molly: I quit!
Ray: Swinging door. *door hits Molly in the nose*

Ray: Fundamentals are the building blocks of fun.

Molly: We are going to sit in giant tea cups and spin round and round in circles 'til we puke!
Ray: Are you on crack?

Molly: You and I, we're gonna be friends.
Ray: Grown-ups never stay friends with kids.
Molly: I don't see any grown-ups here.
Ray: I do.