Van Helsing: Carl, you're cursing. Badly, but still cursing. Monks can't do that.
Carl: Actually, I'm a friar. I can do whatever I want. Dammit.

Carl: Are you always this popular?
Van Helsing: Pretty much.

Anna: Some say you're a murderer. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?
Van Helsing: It's a bit of both, I think.

Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go!
Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.

Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here?

Van Helsing: There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and ah, 3 copper teeth.
Anna: How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing: Cause he's standing right behind you.

Anna: I think if you're going to kill someone, kill them, don't stand there talking about it!

Van Helsing: He's not your brother anymore, Anna!
Anna: You knew?
Van Helsing: I guessed.
Anna: You guessed before or after I stopped you from shooting him?
Van Helsing: Before.
Anna: And you still tried to kill him?
Van Helsing: He's a werewolf. He's going to kill people.
Anna: It's not his fault! He can't help it!
Van Helsing: I know, but he's going to do it anyway!

Anna: You make my skin crawl.
Count Dracula: That's not all I could do with it.