Mox: In America we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealin', and you best respect it as a member of the American Society you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas there is another society that has it's own laws. Football is the way of life.

Billy Bob: Hey Mox! You skinny ass bitch let's rock!

Billy Bob: I love that dog.
Mox: I think it's a pig.
Billy Bob: Yeah.

Tweeder: Good mooning boys! Good mooning.

Tweeder: She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.

Mox: You think about calling some dinosaurs?

Kilmer: You do things here my way!

Tweeder: I'm going to go to jail.

Tweeder: Jonathan Moxon you are under arrest for not being naked!

Mox: I don't want you life.