Carol: Thank goodness I use AquaNet!

Carol: I wish I could be gay again.

Alice: That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me an extra tube steak.

Alice: How about that! The light really does go off when you close the door!

Cindy: You can't take my mommy!
Marcia: Yeah! Take Jan instead!

Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."

Roy: You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.

Marcia: I'm so happy for you, Jan
Jan: Really, Marcia?
Marcia: No.

Mike: Where's Marcia?
Cindy: She's over there getting lei'd by those Hawaiian boys.

Roy: Marcia, you are such a beauty.
Marcia: I know.
Roy: And Jan, isn't Marcia gorgeous?

Roy: I'm going to kick your Brady butt.
Cindy: Ooooooh, he said the B word.

Roy: I'm tripping with the Bradys!

Jan: Glasses make me look positively goofy! But these new contact lenses make me look ultra-glamerous!

Marcia: Get with the times Greg, there's a new thing called Women's Lib, it means women get everything they want.