Mr. Liggett: Alright Lightman, maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
David: Umm, your wife?

General Berenger: Goddammit! I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought'd do any good!

Mr. Lightman: This corn is raw!
Mrs. Lightman: I know, isn't it wonderful? It's so crisp.
Mr. Lightman: Of course it's "crisp," it's raw!

General Berenger: Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.