Bobby: Now that's high quality H20.

Dan: Waterboy just needed some water.
Brent: Wow Dan, you think that up all by yourself?
Dan: Shut up Brent.

Hillbillie: You can do it.

Bobby: Open up a can of whoop ass.

Announcer guy: Bobby you're the MVP of the Boubon Bowl. How do you feel?
Bobby: I love my momma.
Billboard: HE LOVES HIS MOMMA!

Meany: Woowoowooo!
Bobby: You sound like a big choochoo train.

Coach Klein: Great! What are we going to have for dessert?
(The bug zapper goes off killing something large)
Mrs. Boucher: Squrill.