Gary: You know, that's not a bad idea.
Wyatt: What?
Gary: Making a girl. Actually making a girl. Just like Frankenstein except cuter.

Gary: We got to fill this thing up with data. We go to make her real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live, I want her to breathe. I want her to erobercise.

Wyatt: Gary, by the way why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Gary: Ceremonial.

Lisa: So what would you little maniacs want to do first?

Wyatt: He used to like a girl named Lisa.
Lisa: Oh yeah. Old girlfriend?
Wyatt: She kicked him in the nuts.

Lisa: Are you ok?
Gary: Well, my nuts are half way up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect.

Chet to Wyatt: The next thing you know you'll be wearing a bra on your head.