Chris: Oh you got to pay the toll.
Maggie: You want me to kick you in the face?

Ryan: Finger suck good, vomit shower bad.

Ryan: Sometimes the best things in life don't make sense.

Ashley: Yes! Is the sea bass smelly?
Waiter: It's fish.

Ashley: A tiger can't change it's spot.

Sloane: What happened between you and Ashley?
Marnie: Is there someone else?
Sloane: Is it the hair on her back? Because she is getting that removed.

Ryan: Hey what did you do last night?
Maggie: Oh you know the usual. Have the driver take me shopping, hit a couple of clubs. Then after that I wound up at some after-hours talking fashion with the Beastie Boys. You?
Ryan: Picked up Ashley Grant up in the Ferrari, had dinner in one of my restaurants, reluctantly made an appearance at some VIP award show party. You know same old thing.
Maggie: Right. Watched TV and made a mixed tape.
Ryan: Played the accordion.

Chris: I'm going to miss this place. Games, parties, all these lovely women digging me.
Dunleavy: More like all but one of them.
Chris: Maggie Carter. Breaks my heart. I still got four weeks.
Stu: Oh come on man. How many times are you going to ask her out?
Dunleavy: Have you completely shut down?
Chris: Yeah, but this time I have a plan.

Ryan: Sorry about the - your mouth
Ashley: Well, that's the first complaint I had so far.

Chris: What's up with Maggie Carter?
One guy: Yeah man what's up with that little sassy?
Ryan: Why do you ask?
Chris: Maybe I'm interested.
Ryan: In Maggie Carter? Trust me I've known her my whole life, she's not your type.
Chris: Well, Ashley Grant's not yours either, but I could hook you up.
One guy: Homestyle's got the hook up.
Ryan: Who says I'm into Ashley Grant?
Chris: Oh come on. I've seen you checking her out all year. Just thought I could help ya out.
Ryan: What's the catch?
Chris: Why does there gotta be a catch?
Ryan: I don't know. Maybe it's because you haven't said dick to me in four years and suddenly you're trying to help me out.

Floyd: Excuse my tardiness. I had to kill a man.
Ryan: Cosmo, what the hell are you wearing?
Cosmo: Floyd said to dress up.

(Ryan trying to talk to Ashley, the guys come up.)
Floyd: He's gotta take a shit.

Sloane: So then she says true or false? and then I said news flash, if you ahve to ask false.
Marnie: She's such a liar.
Ashley: So the lair.
Sloane: And then she said I can't believe you're acting like this. And then I said I can't believe you're dressing like this.

Floyd: I use to play a little ball back in the day.
Cosmo: Back in WHAT day?

Floyd to Ryan: We're here for you buddy!

Chris: There's a school theatre? Since when?

Cosmo: Floyd, you can't bring hookers to prom.

(Ashley tells Ryan to floor it because the guys are waving at them. She thinks they're waving at her.)
Floyd: What the hell was that?
Cosmo: Maybe he didn't see us.

Coach: What is this? Some lady afternoon tea?

Coach/Ryan: Walk it off.