Harry: Crumb. Harry Crumb.

Barnes: You must be crazy Crumb.
Harry: Crazy? Crazy like a fox.

Eliot: It's a pterodactyl egg. It's fossilized. It's ninety million years old. In the entire world, only two of these have ever been found.
Harry: You know, that may be worth something.

Husband: Oh yeah! Well, if you're not cheating on me who's socks are these?
Wife: I've never seen those before.
Husband: I get the feeling everytime I walk out that door someone's going to come in here and take my place. Sleep in my bed. Sit in my chair.
Harry: *breaks though the window and sits in his chair. Phone rings* Harry Crumb. It's for you.

Harry: Are the photos back from the lab?
Georgie: On the desk.
Harry: Satin finish?
Georgie: Glossies.
Harry: Damn! Noon appointment huh?
Georgie: That's right.
Harry: Hold all my calls.

Mrs. MacIntyre: You are a poor excuse of a human being.
Harry: Says you.

Harry: Cherry?
Bus rider: No fruit, thank you.
Harry: Coke?
Bus rider: No thank you.
Harry: Mix them together you get a cherry coke.

Harry: My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late for all my appointments.

Harry: I am Djour Djilios.
Suki's Salon Receptionist: Could you spell that please?
Harry: I don't think so. Try it with a "D".

Helen Downing: Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.