Frank: A hot dog is singing. You want quiet when a hot dog is singing?

Kristina: You thought the unibomber was Frank.
Kathleen: That was different.

Kathleen: Hey Matthew can you spell cat?
Matthew: F-O-X.

Nanny: It's my own fault. Never marry a man who lies. Ha ha.

Joe: I got a very thirsty date. She's part camal.

Friend: This place is a very well oiled machine my friend.

George: For me the Internet is just yet another way of being rejected by women.

Joe: The whole purpose of places like Starbuck's is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall! Decaf! Cappuccino!

Joe: You're crazy about him...
Kathleen: Yes. I am.
Joe: Then why don't you run off with him? What are you waiting for?
Kathleen: I don't actually know him.
Joe Fox: Really?
Kathleen: We only know each other - oh, God, you're not going to believe this.
Joe: Let me guess. From the Internet.
Kathleen: Yes.
Joe: You have mail.
Kathleen: Yes.
Joe: Very powerful words.
Kathleen: Yes.

Joe: Good thing it wasn't the fish.

Great grandfather: It's a hit.

George: This place is a tomb. I'm going to the nut shop where's it's fun.

Joe: The Godfather is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the canoli."