| The 10 commandments |
| 5. Thou shalt play a bit of sport sometimes to work off all the pizza you've been eating |
| 6. Thou shalt not tie people's shoelaces together |
| 1. Thou shalt not drop litter |
| 2. Thou shalt be nice to pets and small children |
| 3. Thou shalt be allowed to eat pizza whenever you like |
| 4. Thou shalt not have to pay to visit the bathroom when in public places |
| 7. Thou shalt be nice to your older brother |
| 8. Thou shalt be allowed to sleep on the beach if you like |
| 9. Thou shalt not hurt or be unkind to other people |
| 10. Thou shalt not have to eat nasty cheese |