KEEP THE RIVER ON YOUR RIGHT

2001

This documentary about a 76-year-old gay painter who returns to the jungles of New Guinea and Peru to recapture his memories of the cannibalistic natives(!) is simply the worst movie that I've seen this year. Don't go near it, in spite of the fact that critics like those idiots Roeper and Ebert, are raving about it. If you must go, go with a friend as I did, and make fun of it!

0 Stars

NJB