THE BACHELOR

1999

A remake of "Seven Chances," one of Buster Keaton's silent films, this one should have stayed silent...it's a real stinker. Chris O'Donnell is such an incompetent actor(remember "Batman and Robin?") that, Mariah Carey and Brooke Shields in 5-minute cameos, do a better job than he does as the "star" of this turkey. Even the usually-excellent Renee Zelwegger can't save THIS one.

No Stars

NJB

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