I know you are cool, beautiful, cute and smart,

I am sure you can live and you enjoy it, what about trying to do it together?

Two knocks at the door...

Who's there? It's me, your chance.

That's not true, chance never knocks twice. Live to excess !?!

Every time I see a hangman I just loose my head.

My wife is an angel ! Great, but my wife is still alive !

I was raped by six men ! Don't worry, madam, we will find them all.

No, there's no need to find all of them, Only the second and the fifth one !

Niggers are raping a woman. How to rescue her ? Just give them a ball !

A secretary to her boss : it's unbelievable, you fired me !