LEASHES FOR SALE (submitted by Kuzuye on 12/17/2002)

"Get your nice, fine leashes! Leashes for sale! We have them bright, we have them pale. Green, blue, orange, red, white, yellow. For dogs who are loud, for dogs who are mellow.

How about you, sir! Your name is Scooby-Doo? I have just the leash; it's for your nephew. If you're worried he's gonna kill himself, it's good for your nephew, it's good for your health!

I have one that is a perfect buy! Just try it on the little guy. It's ghost proof, bully proof, costume proof, too. And it'll lessen your stress, I swear, Scooby-Doo."

Scooby didn't buy a leash, not in blue nor in green. Cause at the time, at least, he thought it rather mean. "Rappy, NO! Rome back! STOP!" Wonder if there's still time to return to that shop.

"Get your nice, fine leashes! Leashes for sale! We have them bright, we have them pale. Green, blue, orange, red, white, yellow. For dogs who are loud, for dogs who are mellow."