Luv's Favorite Quotes

In Case You Were Ever Wondering Where I Get The Stuff I Say...

"Education costs money, but then so does ignorance"-Sir Claus Moser

"Foshiiiizeee!!! You know how we do...big blingin and shit. I'm tha jedi piiimp!!AW HELLLLZZZZ NAH!!! Laaate!!"-Romp

"Daaamn, you ain't nothin but a coke snortin' anorexic GYM SLUT!"- Romp

"Daaaamn, she aint nothin but a nasdaq whore!! Foshiizzee! Laaate!!"-Romp

"That's not OK!!"- Dana and Diana

"That's not kosher"- Marissa

"You put the RA in prom"-Marissa to Becky

"I'm tough, ambitious and I know exactly what I want-If that makes me a bitch....Okay!"-Madonna

"You think he's bitchin?"-The Breakfast Club

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there SAVE ME SUPERMAN!"-Homer Simpson

"Sleep, how I loathe those little slices of death"-Edgar Allen Poe

"The unexamined life is not worth living"-Socrates

"Step aside everyone, sensitive letters are my specialty!'dear baby, welcome to dumpsville...population...YOU!P.S. I'm gay'"-Homer Simpson

"You're a beast! A roast beast!!"-Ra to Ra

"Tell her what she's won Johnny... A BIG FAT ROLL!!"-Ra to Ra

"Don't be afraid to be yourself...be afraid not to!"-Eva Peron

Becky- (marissa looks sad) What's wrong RA?

Marissa- Somebody stole my sunshine!

"Sup Bambi...wanna hang out?"- Percy to a deer

"Let's do it like a train and I'll be the caboose"-Vanilla Ice

"Yea, if by big pimpin you mean has a small Penis"-Bex Bain on JZ

"It's as cold as a witches teet out there!"-Marissa

"That story scared the pants off me! I should probably go put my pants back on!"-Brack

"Where did you meet him... gay club?"

"No"

"Gay coffee house?"

"No"

"Gay...room full of gays?"- Marissa and Usty

"Check please!"-Usty ending a convo

"And...scene!"-Ra and Ra ending a convo

"What do gay horses eat? HAY!!"- Ra

"That shit was gay...80's style"- Jay Mewes

"80% of success is showing up"-Woody Allen

"Life is trying things to see if they work"-Ray Bradbury

"Things do not change...we change"-Thoreau

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you"- Elbert Hubard

"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are"-Kurt Cobain

"Q-Where does Ike Turner buy is furniture?

A-IKEA!"- Ra and Ra

"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?"-Waynes World

"That's so bad it went straight through good and back to bad again!"- Marissa to Becky

"Road Flare!"-George

"Raised man holes!!"-Stef Bren and Marissa

"Shoot! I.H.O.P. we gotsta hit that shit"-Marissa and Stef

"WE HAVE A BATHROOM EMERGENCY!!"-Stef Bren to Jacob

"Hess Yess!!!"-Room 722 craziness

"Yea, just give us some padded walls and we'll be ok"-Marissa to the girls of 721

"Yay now I'm in the club!"

"what club?"

"Culture club!"-Marissa and Matt Wilder

"SPAM!! CRAZY TASTY!!"- Scariest commercial ever!

"He's Gay? Really?"

"Oh Honey, he was beepin like there was a sunken treasure"

"which he's apparently willing to go down and find?"-Marissa and Stef Bren on gaydar

"Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay!"-Pheobe on Friends

"Good air in, bad air out!" Marissa's Mantra

"Guys I lost my whites!"-Matt Wilder

"Rape Whistle!!"- Marissa and Stef

"Hey Ra?"

"Si Raita?"- Ra online

"Don't worry, my craziness will rub off on you soon enough"-Marissa to Matt

"Oh My God!

"Oh My God!"

"She totally just grabbed his shit!!"

"I know!!"

"Ball grabbing... NOT OK!!"-Marissa and Stef during COSI

Marissa- "OMG...a quoteless night b/w Marissa and Stef?"

Stef- "There's still the ride home"

Marissa - "Chilly Willy"

Stef- "Tired Wired"

Marissa- "NOT OK!!"

"I'll arrest YOU!" Gina to a cop

"Damn we nailed that scene like a cheap whore!"- Marissa on BIG the musical

"Yea..there'll be none of that"- Marissa

"Not Ok! There will be no saying of Not Ok by YOU!"-Marissa

Marissa- "So you're talking to me and my roomate at the same time? Is that like a manaj?"

Matt- "LOL yea! That's what's going on in my head!"

"When in doubt...SQUEAL!!"-George

"Moooo-AH!" How Cows Kiss (G)

"Don't tip cows!! It kills them and then they die!!"-Marissa

"I musta had me about 15 docta peppaz"-Tami S.

"NO, I don't think I'll be doing THAT again"-Tami and Marissa

"Parking Permit"-Tami S.

"These Berries taste like burning!" Ralph Wiggum

"Bon Jovi is HOT!"- Anyone with eyes