Ok, from the title alone, "Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things," you get that feeling that you are in for an interesting ride. Just look at the freaking box for goodness sake! It's a man! I can safely say that, however funny the title was, I had a bad feeling about this. The force was not with me on this one. I felt the presence of the dark side. Not one for just plain sickness, I swallowed back that meanicing little voice in my head that pleaded, "No! Don't touch me there!" and procceded to warp my fragile little mind with Aunt Martha's dreadful things. And thank Yoda! This movie kicked ass! As a devout '60s period piece junkie, I was delighted to find that this little gem had more dirty little hippies than one could ever imagine. God lov'em. What a pleasent suprise. Don't get me wrong. This film hardly deserves a little golden man but it made destroying my sleeping pattern a tit bit more fun.
"Aunt Martha" and his/her nephew(hippie boy) are two criminals hiding out from the fuzz...incognito. "Aunt Martha," or I believe his real name was "Paul," kept his young, hippie partner in a cage of guilt after a previous murder by blaming that poor hippie boy(who I like to call "Sex on a Stick"). The boy get a complex and therefore freaks whenever free love comes'a'knocking. I swear. Those blonde hippie sluts get whats, in any sensible horror flick, coming to them. Slaughtered by an ax-wielding, crossdressing "aunt!" So what happens when hippie boy finally finds true love? Will Aunt Martha give peace a chance? Will hippie boy ever be able to make love and not war? Will two generations finally come to an understanding? .......no. But who really cares when there's a cute hippie involved and the cheese is flowin'.
4 Cheese Puffs
on a 5 cheese puff scale