Ahhh..."Alice, Sweet Alice." I'm not quite sure what to say about this movie right now. As I type this I suffer from a case of, what I like to call, seasonal allergies. Oh the sniffling! Oh the eye-watering! It's a sad sight and there's nothing sadder than watching a tired, red-eyed chick at a computer wheezing her way though a half-assed film review. Why don't I get up and take a Claritin, you ask? Because I'm lazy. Why don't you just get on with the review, you ask? Because I'm avoiding. I haven't watched this movie in so long I can barely remember who killed who, who was killed, and who ate the bad can of catfood. Maybe it was me? Anyway...here are my thoughts:
This film pretty much began the friendship between Lexey and I. If it wasn't for this little slice of cheese heaven I probably would have been kicked to the curb of Lexey's mind oh so many years ago. Heehee...cheese makes me cool...cheese makes me worthy...heehee. I feel like Bevis.
I may not remember much but I do remember that "lovely Brooke Shields" spent about a lovely 15 minutes on screen. No matter, the other "evil" sister, Alice, was way cooler. Gotta love brats.
Catfood man...there's a lot of eVil in that man...alot. And it's all in his gut.
There's a rather frightening Catholic church scene in which the truth about Alice, Sweet Alice is revealed...and we all know that Catholisism is eVil, right? Yeah. But not as eVil as children.
All in all, I remember this movie as being a pretty good scare and an enjoyable waste of an afternoon. It's got a cool plot twist and some very unsavory characters which ups the amount of total eVil. It may even have more scare in it than it does cheese.
3 Cheese Puffs
on a 5 Cheese Puff scale