Alice, Sweet Alice

Alright. This fine crunchy cheese biscuit created this realm of horror as you see it now. Andrea and I became friends because of this story of a little girl named Alice, her sister, and a big, fat, greasy man that eats cat food. You may want to avert your eyes during that scene. It is actually a pretty decent film.

Fear Factor:
This may send one or two shivers down your spine, but nothing too severe. Not for children (we don't want ideas getting in their heads, plus it's a bit too violent).

Cheese element:
The cheese in here gets a little greasy. As greasy as the big neighbor who likes catfood and his records. This is the only strange and laughable part of the film.

Violence/Nudity:
Some violence, but no one's naked (thank God!). The violence involves a large (typical) butcher knife, which is par for the course in horror, but has a stomach churning effect when mixed with children.

Effects:
None to speak of.

Rating:
3.5 cheese puffs
on a 5 cheese puff scale

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