Killer Klowns From Outerspace

This film, along with It, forever tainted my view of the universe's most sinister and unholy breed of circus folk. Known to us simply as "clowns," *shudder* they are nothing more than razor-toothed alien beings here to take over the planet. That's right. They are not just here to torture us with their balloon animals and asinine slapstick comedy. They want blood!

This film is a testament to their eVil plans of hostile takeover and human sacrifice. They are Killer Klowns From Outerspace and they're here for your immortal soul!

Ok, now that I'm finished with that, this is a really amusing cinematic achievement. B-horror that's suppose to be B-horror. yay! It's really a great comedic 80s throwback to 50s horror but you try telling that to the 7 year old child who will then spend a bulk of the rest of her childhood staying up nights praying that the talking clown doll her grandpa got her for Christmas isn't gonna one day wake up and sink it's pointy molars into her jugular and then stash her lifeless body in a giant cocoon of cotton candy. yeah.

Beware of the music video at the end of the video rental. Its a surrealistic nightmare.

4 Cheese Puffs
on a 5 Cheese Puff scale

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