Integras CAN be cool.  Very cool.  Too many of them are riced out, though. To learn more about riced-out cars visit The Riceboy Page or your local library. Leave it stock, or add underhood performance parts, maybe some tasteful wheels and tires, and you can have a cool "ride".

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Camaros and Firebirds are the all-time performance deals of the century.  Every year of these cars are cool (well, maybe not '75).  The fact that they look great is gravy.

Balls!

A demolition derby is by far the most fun thing to do at the county fair.  When was the last time you actually had fun on the midway?  When you were six?  Horse pull? Sucks. Stepping in shit? Sucks. Goat sale? Sucks. Safety Town? Sucks. Knocking out three balloons with a dart to get a mirror with a Poison logo? Sucks. Seeing Billy Ray Cyrus?  Stepping in shit is starting to sound pretty good.  Now think about it: DEMOLITION DERBIES ARE CARS CRASHING INTO ONE ANOTHER UNTIL THE CARS OR DRIVERS DIE. Pull your nylon mesh ball cap up, put in a chew and watch the carnage. You won't be disappointed.

Dodge Charger. The Duke boys drove this car. That's all you need to know.

This car is not available here in the States. It is the Nissan Skyline, and it is F-A-S-T. The Japanese, the Brits, and the Aussies get to enjoy this piece of warp-drive engineering. Powered by a turbocharged inline-six rated at 280hp (really, it has about 350), this AWD monster clicks off the quarter in 13.2 seconds stock. You know what Nissan gives us here? The fucking Quest. Here's the tasty part: this company brings these sons of bitches over here an makes them U.S. road legal.