Death is one of the main threats used on children when, in real life, the consequences aren't so certain. According to this, smoking weed will kill you. In elementary school, if you do something bad, you die. By high school, they tell you, "You will probably be able to drive drunk 200 times before we catch you. But we will. And, remember, you can die." Later on, as an upperclassman and then in college you really start testing these theories. Check out the dude on the roller skates. He's pretty good at drinking, smoking, and skating on one leg through a puddle of spilled beer. His co-workers at the first aid station will be impressed.

Jesus Christ! That is a FATTY! Don't be a chicken, it's only enough bud to get one Chinese province high!

The brainwashing continues, while the cursive is not looking any cooler. Nothing expresses the fear of death like flowery loops on your capital L's. I'm really starting to like those neat jumpsuits.