We learn more about a young Gordon on this page. Life in early '89 seemed to revolve around bikes and Nintendo. Of course having my wind knocked out in the bike wreck required deep breathing! I wish that I would have wrote #8 and #9 back then. Then I would have looked insane! 

Teacher: "What is this Napster you are talking about?"  

Me: "It involves trading .mp3 files over modem and broadband internet connections. Its downfall is the fact that it uses a centralized server which can be shut down by the Digital Millennium Copyright Act." 

 Teacher: "What? And what the hell is 'dank'?" 

Me: "You'll understand around the turn of the century."

Death lurks around every corner once again in this section. I remember this commercial quite well. Spuds Mackenzie walks into the bar, and as soon as he orders up a Bud Light draft, all of these hot chicks start heading over to his stool. By the end of the ad, a sleepy dive has turned into Party HQ. This can happen to you.