More bikes, more Nintendo. I never flew kites as a kid! It looks like I lied just to make a longer list. Things got all high falootin' at the end when I list travel as a hobby. This one may be hard to read since I fucked up and made it a GIF.
I just thought of something. My first bike was a Knight Rider bike. It was black with Knight Rider graphics and a big plastic Trans Am front end wedged in the handlebars. I should have invented a Nintendo Bike that had Mario, Samus, and Link on it. Link's sword would stick out of the stem. The sword would be made of real metal, and you could win any bike fight with it.
I was kind of rotten back then.
Fishing is difficult.
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Risks are bad. Consequences are bad. Stress is bad. Getting beat up is bad. Death is bad. Drugs and alcohol=death. Drugs and alcohol are bad. Shooting windows out of stopped locomotives is good.
After this, I was able to cackle when I watched A Clockwork Orange, because I knew that the milk would kill them! Well, that is the end of the funny parts of the D.A.R.E. book that I filled in during fourth grade. Luckily enough, the officer completely ignored the gang part of the D.A.R.E. curriculum, leaving me to be able to fill in the gang section today. I am so glad that I found this book in my barn after all of those years (Yeah, I live on a farm. Fuck you. It's probably bigger than the town you live in.) |
