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Head #1: The first (and original) head is the ol' reliable Gordon's Launchcast Station on launch.com. It is soft and cuddly, like the members of the Get Along Gang. The neat things about it are that it is always up, you can find out a shitload about the bands on there, and you can buy their albums there. The parts that suck are that the choices are somewhat limited, oddball song "suggestions" come out of nowhere (as if I would program Britney on my station) and commercials for rappers such as 50 Cent and Chingy (of all people) pop up during the action. They must figure that people that listen to Tygers of Pan Tang and Raven all day just don't know about rap and how great it is today. No, dipshits, we're fucking tired of hearing about how you know how to purchase expensive jewelry and salad shooter wheels for your SUV. We know how to walk into a store, too. Any idiot that works at McDonald's can get a loan for $6000 and buy the same shit. Head #2: This head only manifests itself once a week, but when it does, you had better look the fuck out. Gordon's Classic Metal can be heard on 88.1-FM WMUL in Huntington, WV, which is Marshall University's campus radio station. This head is slimy and pointy at the same time, like a speculum. Do you have an IBM compatible or Apple computer with a modem that doesn't say the word "baud" on the box, a sound card and speakers? Can you get on the internet? Have you made it past the year 1995? Then you can hear my real voice, making real stupid jokes, in real time, playing real metal! Just click on LISTEN LIVE! to begin the festivities. |
Are either of the Night of the Living '80s Radio heads as fun as Coney Island? Hell, I don't know, I'm just a stupid kid from the Midwest that's never been there. I can guarandamntee that it is as scary as this poster, though. |
