"Microcorrect the novel" by Rebecca Crowley

It all started with some stupid girl who was doing her work outside one day, and then one of her friends made her laugh (ot was something about glasses and photocopier). Anyway, getting back to the main point of the story, the stupid girl made a very stupid mistake and so scibbled it out. She was very dissapointed with the scribble so just as she was about to start her work again, a bird, I think it was a crow (oh what brilliant birds they are) decided to go to the toilet right above her, and by an amazing stroke of luck, it hit exactly where the scribble was! Much to the stupid girl's surprise the scribble dissappeared, in fact it was even possible to write over the bird poo once it had dried. In fact, you might even say that she could correct her work. I mean, ok, so it smelt a bit, but the teacher didn't seem to notice it, in fact after marking her work, all the teacher did was look up, announce she was going to the photocopier (yeah right!) and that was the end of that!

After a while it began to dawn on the stupid girl that the bird poo was actually very useful when it came to having to correct her work so she began collecting it. Obviously she only collected the fresh stuff otherwise it wouldn't have worked! She realised that she could eventually make a fortune, and to increase her profits decided that she would have to make people only use the minimum amount that was needed, in fact, you might even say they were asked to use a micro amount of bird poo at a time.

Eventually she realised that the product wasn't selling under the name of "corrective bird poo to be used in micro amounts" and decided to shorten the name to "Microcorrect". You're probably wondering what the crow did when it found out its poo was making money...well it insisted that the original roots of the product should be remembered in some way (it also demanded millions of pounds although what it spent it on I don't know!). So now you know why Microcorrect has the icky smell, and for all you people who like the smell, well, maybe now that you know what it is, you migt stop your stupid habit!!!

Well that's the Microcorrect story and if anyone feels that this story represents their life in any way then I am very very sorry!!!