"The new year will bring death destruction from all over!"

It's almost happy new year time, parties, alcohol and promiscuous sex are sure to be taking place. YEY! Anyhow.the breakthrough that the new year would be the death of everyone was more than a little disturbing! No one really believed it though and everyone carried on with their normal business: Robert insisted on calling Rebecca sexy at every available second Samantha insisted that she wasn't pretty and clever (even though she blatantly is) Angela and Geoff said "I love you" repeatedly, over and over and over. Keeley kept hitting people Mr Graham kept going on about sex and passion.

Life was still pretty normal as you can see! New year was fast approaching and the news of the end of the world was spreading. A couple of people took it seriously, the majority didn't care. It was these VERY clever few that realised what could save them. Of course it was the cleverest person in the world that knew the only way to survive! (By the way the cleverest person would be me) Oh yes Lorraine could save the world (or just the nice people) Quickly putting her best friends and other cool people in a suitcase she boarded a plane headed for the state of Louisiana (you see where this is heading?) Train to Kentwood. Bus to the famous house.

She started to knock knock knock on the door. The door flew open and she was greeted with....

My word! An enormous pair of breasts! Ah it was obviously Britney Spears. "Britney you need to save us" Lorraine said. Britney grinned in the most amazingly sexy way (oh baby) and replied: "Climb aboard and we will be saved!" she floated out of the door of her house viz the power of her breasts. The suitcase was opened and people poured out into the streets and all proceeded to grab onto Britney's ankles. "Are we ready?" Mr Graham cried. "YEY" everyone shouted. He pulled out a pin and burst the boobs! Immediately Britney flew into the air pulling those holding onto her ankles away from the earth which then BLEW UP! It was a rather poetic moment, all those people supported by the sheer hugeness of Britney's breasts. They knew that one day the breasts would have fully deflated but until then.they'd just keep on hanging.

"We will live, They will die"