Why does ink smell of Jerusalem?

You may ask... "What?!" but never the less, I will tell you.

Why does ink stink...well it's all to do with the "ink" in "stink". You see, "stink" never existed before the word "ink", and "stink" is "ink" without the "st". "St" you see is like the "St." of saint i.e. religious, like Jerusalem is mentioned in some religious places.

The Bible is a big book and that is religious, and my next door neighbour's, sister's, husband's, cousin's, daughter's, friend's, brother's, Auntie Mary has visited the Pope's country. Infact, no, I think it was actually Germany. I flew in an aeroplane one year, but it didn't go to Germany, I was quite dissapointed!

Anyway, ink is an interesting thing, it can be red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, vilolet, black and white...all the colours of the rainbow. I was young when I learnt about the colours of the rainbow and we weren't even allowed to write in ink, we had to use pencil or crayon. I remember when we had an "olden day" day at school and we had to write with a quill and an ink called Quink...see the word "ink" again. All the "ink" words are related; sink, drink, think, wink, pink, mink, and others.

Ink was first made from broken telegraph poles, when lightning strikes and hits the ground and makes a person drop their tictacs, these mix with the wood, rain and some bird guano to make the basis of the ink, this is called ocelot. Anyway, now it has another name coz the ocelot (leopard thing) got mad, so this base is now called pubericeyintyink.

You find a catapult, remove the cat if it is resting and catapult the pubericeyintyink to Jerusalem. It comes back on a ginger boomerang thrown my Mr Obbleymack. You have to get the pube (for short) off quick coz the boomerang goes straight back with Mr Obbleymack's Big Mac as payment. Mr Obbleymack is on hide out from the mafia...don't tell anybody. he now has a job at a holiday camp like Butlins, he did have a big butt but he lost weight. He has a brother called mr Waddlewank, well half brother actually, no actually it's his friend Mr Waddlewank who lost 140lbs last year...what an achievement.

Anyway, back to the point, "why does ink smell of Jerusalem?" Well that kind of explains it. If you ask Mr Obbleymack or Mr Waddlewank, they'll explain!

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