Why do trees do the hokey cockey?

Trees are very active beings as you can tell, and they enjoy exercising frequently. Their favourite variety of exercise is to do the hokey cokey. This type of exercise is specifically called the "hokey cockey" as the word "cockey" is very important in the tree language, also the cockey is the part of the tree that gets exercised during the hokey cockey. The cockey is a very important part of the trees anatomy, it is the small, elongated part at the base of the trunk. The cockey is often situated between two growths called poobies, they are prone to infection and ooze yellow sap frequently. The yellow sap is quite projectile and can shoot itself up to 7 kilometres. The sap shooting is part of the reason why trees do the hokey cockey, it excites them greatly.

There are many reasons why trees do the hokey cockey, I will endeavour to explain them.

One of the main reasons, other than for exercise, is because they are influenced by programmes they see on TV. One of the trees favourite programmes is Ready Steady Cook, they all worship Fern Britton (as she has the name of a fellow woodland plant) and they have a shrine to her on Mount Ginger. The shrine is completely made out of baked beans and tree sap. Whenever they see Fern on TV, they all do the synchronised hokey cockey and shake their leaves in the air. As they shake, squirrels tend to fall out onto pasing old ladies heads. When the old ladies get home and look in the mirror they assume that they have grown some new, moving hair. One of these old ladies was Mrs Binoculars the nosy neighbour. She got home and put on her huge glasses, knocking her husband out with them in the process. She looked in the mirror and said "oh my goodness, I've grown hair that looks just like that woman's from across the road, the one with the dog that only has one eye and it's favourite food is worms."

Anyway, those are the main reasons why trees do the hokey cockey, I hope you now understand fully.