What Are Friends For?

Friends have jokes, all friends do! Here are mine:

Look at his boo...lue shirt

I got a crush on you

TURTLE

Don't Squeeze That!!!!

Kit Kat Killer!!!

Wink, Drool

Sandwich!!

I have a dream...(you know the hands, don't forget the hands)

Pole!!

Unibrow BoY

Pink Haired Cretin

Where's his hand?

Oh, my god look at his legs

Nick the Sea Monkey!

Long John Silvers

I can't feel my legs, I have no legs!!!

Cheetah grrrrr

I am a Sex Machine

Would you like to touch my......

Look at Mr. Steven's Bald Spot!

My name is DJ Horsie Horse, of course, of course, I be rockin the barn with my HORSIE FORCE, gonna get a chicken on the roof to say "Hey Ho!"

Just saying the words,"Gwen Steffani" will make him come!

wEt tUmMy

(heather laughing) Oh My God! I think Heather's gonna die!

Can you imagine them being like us!

Superman!

Rianbay Homastay Ittrelllay

Hit me baby, One more time! OWWW!

Heather doesn't know how to read, She's ESL!

DiTz

Twinkie

Come friends who plow the sea!!

Troll Boy

bUzZ's CoKe

Blue Baby

Leather Pants

WE're ready to fight the Grasshoppers!!!

Hi Brian, Kevin, AJ, Nick and what's your name?

I'm just hanging around

Lightning Ball

She's my cousin!

DOn't BiTe Me!

1-800-Got-A-Boner!

AJ's infatutaion with the floor

The longest Jerry Springer BEEP Ever!

When Tyke barks, he bounces

Watch out for the Twins

It's just a jump to the left......

No, not the Rap music!

O Lamm Got-tes, un-schul--dig

Resign

FanTasy!!!

Archie!!!!!

CLick

CLIcK hErE

Look at my ABS!!!

I'm flying!!

Dork!!!

You shouldn't Like square Jaws!

Owiehay Waineday Oroughday

Everybody.....right!

You don't have to be an obsessed Fan!

He's winking again!

eepples and benenes

Heather, you don't have to immitate Tyke!

By our cd!

Nick don't pick your nose!

And I want bacon and eggs, pancakes,orange jucie, mashed potatos, turkey, guacamole!

Then Nick got skin cancer and his skin fell off and then it fell back on

The shark was flying around the beach and then he pulled out his laptop and started checking his email

Moby dick, the name is soo deceiving

Fire is so sensual

3ab,winking,troll,with jerry curls luver!

This is where they filmed 'Sleepless in Seattle'

Something is wrong in this neighborhood

Nick the Lobster

Tommy Hillfager

Apple/Pear Jellybeans

Green M&M's

AJ has a 9 year old son!

The car

Corners!!

Naomi, Go stand in the corner!

Vaughn

Score em and pass em

Algebrains

Mister wood

Linear

Mr. Wood's my Grandpa

'I can't Believe it's Not Butter' Boy!

Hey!! It's US!!!!

4-footed Walk

Parasite

Betsy's Banning

It's raining, It's Devon's fault

Icknay

Slow children

Kleenex

Talking Pencils

Just to be clothes!

Look, I'm nude!

He's playing with his belt

Black Underwear

It's Blind Porn!

HAHAHAHEHE.........What?

Turn off the light!!

He's excited...he's not excited!

AJ...nekkid? YES!!!!

hehe..Brian..heh!

Oh Rexy STOP THAT your sooo sexy!!!

Yes i'm engaged to Brian, he just doesn't know it yet!~!

if the world made sense men would ride side saddle

If guys had their period, they would probably brag about the size of their tampon

So skipper where we going today?!?

See..my friend was kinda wondering...what size is your....

I want it sexual

yes, I am a ho like Britney!

I took Nick and Brian back from Florida in my bags, and replaced them with Lance and Justin, people just don't know it yet!

Sing Kevin dammit, you WILL sing!!

I found da mackers(yes it's supposed to be like that)

Living in a log cabin may develop turtle like qualities

F F F a fish, screw a monkey too, don't forget the turtle cause his shirt is always....BLUE!~~!

Geez Kevin, what is that in your pants?

Oh my, fluffy floofy hammy whammy!!!

YOU took me to the vet! HE gave me cat treats! I like HIM better!

Qui-gon and darth maul are fighting!
Obi-wan: You never let me do anything! ::Pulls out lightsaber and kills Qui-Gon::
Darth Maul: Hey, you're pretty cool! Wanna join the dark side?
Obi-Wan: YEAH!
Both: Lightsaber High Five!!

Squirrels!~!~!

We're just so funny, you should put everything we say on your webpage. 1