A Positive Reminder
J. A. Lindon
A carpenter named Charlie Bratticks,
Who had a taste for
mathematics,
One summer Tuesday, just for
fun,
Made a wooden cube side minus
one.
Though this to you may well
seem wrong,
He made it minus one foot long,
Which meant (I hope your
brains aren't frothing)
Its length was one foot less
than nothing.
In width the same (you're not
asleep?)
And likewise minus one foot
deep;
Giving, when multiplied (be
solemn!).
Minus one cubic foot of volume.
With sweating brow this cube
he sawed
Through areas of solid board;
For though each cut had minus
length,
Minus times minus sapped his
strength.
A second cube he made, but
thus:
This time each one foot length
was plus:
Meaning of course that here
one put
For volume: plus one cubic
foot.
So now he had, justfor his
sins,
Two cubes as like as deviant
twins:
And feeling one should know
the worst,
He placed the second in the
first.
One plus, one minus - there's
no doubt
The edges simply cancelled out;
So did the volume, nothing
gained;
Only the surfaces remained.
Well may you open wide your
eyes,
For these were now of double
size,
On something which, thanks to
his skill,
Took up no room and measured
nil.
From solid ebony he'd cut
These bulky cubic objects, but
All that remained was now a
thin
Black sharply-angled sort of
skin
Of twelve square feet - which
though not small,
Weighed nothing, filled no
space at all,
It stands there yet on
Charlie's floor;
He can't think what to use it
for!