DM5 Part IV

  Dan hesitated.  "No," he answered finally.
   "Now let go of Meagen," Constance threatened.
   "You think you can scare me with that little pistol?  Well, it's gonna take more than that, you skanky ho!" Dan boasted.
   Constance fire, and the bullet grazed the hand Dan held Meagen with, causing him to let go of her.  Meagen ran to Constance's and Sunny's side.
   "I've got you now, you little punk!" Sunny charged forward, wielding her shovel, but Dan cut it in half with his chainsaw.  Sunny fell backward as Dan narrowly missed her.
   Sunny was right next to an open closet, and got excited when she saw what was in it.  She got back up, armed with her very own chainsaw.  "Ha!  I got one, too!"
   Dan replied, "Mine's bigger."
   "It's not the size that counts!" Sunny said back.  "It's how you use it!"
   Dan and Sunny attacked each other, sparks flying as their chainsaws came in contact.  Meagen didn't want to enter in the fray for fear of being in the middle and getting sawed to death.
   "Constance!  Do something!" Meagen ordered.
   "They're moving too fast, I can't get a clear shot!" Constance replied.
   Dan kicked Sunny in the stomach, causing her to drop her chainsaw and accidentally break it.  Dan was about to swing downward to get her, but Constance fired.  Unfortunately, he blocked the bullet with his chainsaw.
   THEN, someone broke through the wall right next to him.  It was some wierd zombie-like looking chick, who dragged Dan into the room she was in.  From outside, they heard Dan's screams for help.
   They waited a couple minutes, after Dan stopped screaming, before they looked to see what happened.  When they walked through the hole in the wall and into the next room, they discovered Dan lying on the floor motionless, his chainsaw next to him.
   "Is he dead?" Meagen asked.
   Constance answered, "I think so, looks like his neck is broken."
   Just then, Gary, Scott, Tracy,  Nik, Ricky, Chris and a couple of security dudes walked into the room.  "What happened?" Gary asked.
   "Danielle got him," Meagen answered.
   Sunny looked confused.  "Who's Danielle?  Actually, WHAT'S Danielle?"
   Meagen explained for her.  "You see, Danielle was another one of those serial killers that hang around here.  After she was killed, she somehow came back to life and became sort of a zombie chick."
   Scott added, "Yeah, she almost killed me once, luckily I escaped."
   Sunny was bewildered.  "How many serial killers are there around here?"
   "Right now, I think Danielle's about it, but there was a whole bunch.  Scott's the clone of one of them.  Don't worry, he's totally sane," Meagen told her.
   "Whoa, this is too much information to handle at once!" Sunny said.  "I think my head hurts now, thanks to you."
   Gary said, "It's best not to think about it."
   "OK," one of the security officers said.  "You better get back to the gym, your superintendent will have another conference to address what happened."
   They all walked out of the room and back into the gym.

    After about 10 or 15 minutes, Dr. Schlong took the podium once again.  "Please, please settle down, everyone," he pleaded.  He waited a couple seconds for the talking to die down.  "OK, now.  Here's the information we have for you, but details are a little sketchy, since the investigation has only just begun.  Dan Hattun has now been thwarted, since he is now dead.  There is no bomb anywhere in this building, so there is no need to worry.  Please, no questions right now, there's more.
   "Sabrina Golden Day will be in honor for all the victims of senseless acts of violence, including Jennifer Satterfield, Robert Crandal, and Keith Hersey.  And don't forget Tabitha Schmidt, too!  Before our interruption, I was about to announce one of our most ambitions plans for celebration of Sabrina Day.  I have a special guest speaker to announce it to you.  Chris?"
   Everyone was shocked and surprised when Chris Rock (yes, CHRIS ROCK-you might have to suspend belief with this) walked on stage, took the podium, and started speaking.  He got a standing ovation.
   "Thank you," Chris started.  "I'm here to announce to you that, in celebration of Sabrina Golden Day- and the fact that Dr. Schlong gave us a shit load of money- the MTV Video Music Awards will be held downtown!  In fact, the civic center's been renovated so everyone could fit!  But what I wanna know is this- why in the hell do you people keep coming back to this school?  I mean, you know a killing spree happens every year, and you know there's psychos like Dan Hattum and Danielle Starr roaming around... BUT YOU STILL COME BACK TO THIS SCHOOL!  That's like those people who camp in Jason's woods even though they know Jason will come and fillet their ass!  Especially you brothers out there.  You know these killers are tryin to copy horror movies and you know black people are always the first ones to get knocked off, SO WHAT IS YOUR ASS DOING HERE?!"
   Meagen wasn't really listening because she was spending  most of her time admiring Gary.  Maybe she should ask him out.
   "See something you like?" Sunny whispered to her.
   "What?  Shut up, Sunny," Meagen replied playfully and quietly.
   "Why don't you ask him out?  You know you want him," Sunny said.
   Meagen thought for a moment.  "I don't know.  I want to go out with him, but, I don't know, I think we're more comfortable as friends."
   "Well, if you make a move, better do it fast.  Looks like Tracy's out to get him," Sunny responded.
   Meagen turned to her.  "Tracy already has a boyfriend."
   Sunny, quietly so no one would hear, told her, "Well, what if- keyword being IF- what if Tracy's a slut and she goes for Gary anyway?"
   Meagen looked just a tad bit upset.  "Tracy is not a whore.  And besides, Gary wouldn't say yes to her when she's already taken."
   Sunny backed off, "I guess you're right."
   Chris Rock had finished talking and left the podium, and the audience gave him another standing ovation.

   After the reporters asked Dr. Schlong questions, the conference was over, and everyone packed up and left.
   Constance (the famous news reporter chick) gathered her notes and made sure everything was in order with the camera man.  Then, she made her way to the exit.  BUT someone got in her way.
   It was Ricky Franklin, one of the students of Douglas High.
   "Ricky, get out of my way," Constance said.  "I'm lucky this was an emergency situation, because otherwise I would've broken the restraining order, violate my parole, and ruin my career- AGAIN."
   "You know you still want me," Ricky said.  "You NEED me."
   Constance replied, "Yeah, I need you like Michael Jackson needs more plastic surgery.  The only reason I ever hit on an under age punk like you was because I was drunk."
   "That's bull, you were totally sober," Ricky retaliated.
   "Yeah?  Well, the jury saw differently, now, if you excuse me..."  Constance walked passed him and out the door.
   Chris Larson was next to Ricky.  "I still can't believe you knocked her up.  Her, a famous news reporter."
   "Believe it," Ricky said.  "And you know she'll be back.  She can't resist my charms."
   Chris looked at him funny, "Whatever Ricky, I'll see you later."

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